急求：幽默英文短文

1、I came home from work one day to find my wife,Jolynn,cradling our six-month-old daughter and repeating,"Da-da" How sweet,I though to myself,for her to choose Daddy as our baby's first word.

Several weeks later,Jhlynn and I were wakened by a small voice crying,"Da-da".Turning over to go back to sleep,my wife said,"She's calling you,dear"

译：一天，我下班回家，发觉我的妻子将我们六个月的女儿轻轻放到摇篮里，而且重复地说着："爸-爸"，呵，多么甜美，我自忖道，她选择教会我们的宝贝的第一个词是："爸-爸"。
几个星期后，妻子和我睡得正香，忽然被小小的哭声给唤醒了，"爸-爸"。。。。我翻个身继续睡。。妻子说了："亲爱的，她正在叫你呢"。

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Mom and Dad love our life to the selfless devotion of their love, however, we often encounter the cold because we may have misunderstood them or they will continue to love to do an indifferent Yet all I want to say :We cherish the love of the immediate well-being of Mom and Dad!!!!!Mom and Dad here all the good wishes for a happy and healthy life!!!National happy Mid-Autumn F