---===求一篇1分钟多点的英语幽默对话===-

One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery(彩票).
“How did you guess the lucky number?” asked his neighbor.
“Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.”
“Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜！). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.”
“Is that so?” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.”

一天逛小吃街发现一家卖蛋塔的店每一种看起都十分美味可口，想买个来试试

我问店员:「请问这是单卖的吗」

店员:「不，这是日本的」