急求一篇主题为if的英语演讲稿！

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If the god give you a chance to choose what you want to be,waht would you like to be?Some want to be a boy if it is "she",and my friend want to be a pig.It is intersting.If I get the lucky choice,I think god is a nice choice.
If I am the god,I will give money to everybody to let people live friendly and happily.
If I am the god,I will let people live forever,and nobody would die so, nobody would cry.Of course I should manufacture more space for people to live.
If I am the god,I want to travel around the world,because I love travling forever.
In fact,no matter who I am,what I do,and where I go,if you want me to choose what I want to be, I wuold like to say,I want to be my parent's child!
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