英语小报 有关家乡的

（1）写些笑话.我这里给你2个.
1.A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional box, sits down but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there.
Finally the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk replies, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either."
2.Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were
excited and talkative about their future plans as they
got into a taxi in downtown Boston. After hearing
them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked,
"You men Harvard graduates?"
"Yes Sir! Class of '99!" they answered proudly.
The cab driver extended his hand back to shake their
hand, saying,
"Class of '58."
（2）写篇小文章．你也可以自己找．下面是一篇关于我重回家乡的所见到的．字太多，你自己减掉一点吧．
Last week I visited one of my old neighborhoods in Washington D.C. I had not been there for twenty y