我要一个实际性的英语剧本,谁可以帮我!?急!!!

再过几个星期我们就要演了,所以请各位帮忙!谢谢!
剧本最好是易懂的,实际性的,还可以是搞笑的,但不要虚构性太强的,当让最好是符合生活实际的啦.
我不要网站,我要具体的剧本,表演时间控制在12分钟内!
谢谢各位的帮忙!

这个剧本挺搞笑的
我们演过
分数还挺高的
在十分钟左右
祝好运

孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本

Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my
wifeis Wu Song.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
My God!Who can help me?(下)

Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum?