谁有英语故事呀？

What's You Chioce?

"I shall have to give you ten days or $20," said the judge.
"I'll take the $20,Judge," said the prisoner

Birthday Gift

Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies, "Very simple. Because your finger is broken."

Stupid?

One day a college professor of psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
"Well, good morning. So, you actually think you're a fool