和老外的聊天记录

请帮忙找个和老外聊天的文字记录，不要连续剧的，要比较真实的。
内容不要太夸张就好，大学的老师要...

谢谢战友们

答案要是精彩的话还会追加
谢谢大师..不过这个内容里有点刺激了 能不能再帮忙找个

Jenny 说:
i am sorry, it is no electricity in our company just now.
david 说:
LOL OK
Jenny 说:
by the way, my friend Jocelyn would like to chat with you, would you mind if she add you in her Msn?
david 说:
OK

david 邀请您开始使用查看网络摄像机画面。您是要接受 (Alt+C) 还是拒绝 (Alt+D) 该邀请？

您接受了开始查看网络摄像机画面的邀请。

david 说:
SO WHY YOU LIVE ALONE
Jenny 说:
and she is adding your msn address now, pls let her pass with thanks.
david 说:
SHE HAS ADDED ME LOL
Jenny 说:
because I have to study myself ,
david 说:
OH
Jenny 说:
please say hello to my friend Jocelyn,
david 说:
IM CHATTING 2 HER
Jenny 说:
I am very happy you are chating with us now? Haha...
david 说:
LOL KOOL YOU CAN SEE ME SHE CANT LOL
Jenny 说:
I am answering the phone from my friend, pls wait for a moment,
Jenny 说:
It is ok, I am over the phone, let's talk..
david 说:
OK