求英语笑话(要用将来进行时）

SHUT YOUR MOUTH
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.The man says,'What's the problem.Officer?'
Officer:'I'm going to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt.'Man:'Oh,Ijust took it off when you were walking up to the car.'Wife:'Oh Harry,you never wear your seat belt.'The man turns to his wife and yells:'SHUT YOUR MOUTH!WOMAN!'The officer turns to the woman and asks,'Ma'am,does your husband talk to you this way all the time?'The wife says,'No,only when he's drunk.'

When was Rome built
Teacher:When was Rome built?
Tom:At night.
Teacher:Who told you that?
Tom:You did.You said Rome wasn't built in a day.

It is still too much
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The l