】跪求啊【用英语翻译这段话,要自己翻译!满意的话我把我其他256积分都给

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/06/18 09:46:36
强盗和医生的区别!!
强盗通常只在晚上做案,医生却全天候抢钱;
强盗风里来雨里去四处流,医生冬天暖夏天凉环境优雅;
你把钱交给强盗是为了活命,你为了活命而把钱交给医生;
强盗只能抢光你身上的财富,医生却能抢光你一生的积蓄
强盗只会逼你掏钱,医生却能逼你借债;
你碰上强盗作案可以破财消灾,你碰上医生抢钱却得倾家荡产;
强盗作案时胆战心惊小心翼翼,医生抢钱时理直气壮无所顾忌;
强盗还怕你人多势众,医生却连警察也照抢不误;
你被强盗抢了可以报警,你被医生抢了只能认命;
强盗作案是把自己打扮成魔鬼,医生抢钱时把自己伪装成天使;
强盗抢光你的钱他逃跑,医生抢光你的钱你滚蛋;
强盗抢多了叫数额巨大得枪毙,医生钱抢多了称贡献突出受表彰;
你把强盗杀了叫正当防卫,你把医生宰了叫违法犯罪;
医生一辈子也许不会被强盗抢,强盗一生中肯定会被医生抢;
医生上辈子肯定是强盗,强盗下辈子一定想做医生

对于楼上两位姐姐的行为,我只能说…是好心…做坏事…

THE DISTINCTIONS BETWEEN THE ROBBERS AND DOCTORS.

THE ACTIONS OF THE ROBBER USUALLY TAKE PLACE AT NIGHTS WHILE THE DOCTOR AMASSES THE MONEY ALL THE TIME.

THE ROBBER HAS TO FACE ALL KINDS OF DIFFICULTIES IN ORDER TO SURVIVE.

THE DOCTOR HAS THE EXCELLENT WORKING CONDITIONS.

FOR YOUR SAFETY, YOU PAY THE ROBBER.

FOR YOUR LIFE, YOU PAY THE DOCTOR.

THE ROBBER ONLY SEEKS THE WEALTH IN YOUR POCKETS.

THE DOCTOR MAY TAKE YOUR WHOLE LIFE’S SAVINGS.

THE ROBBER MAY FORCE YOU TO PAY HIM.

THE DOCTOR MANANGES TO COMPEL YOU TO BORROW MONEY.

YOU SUFFER UNEXPECTED FINANCIAL LOSS TO AVOID THE PHYSICAL HARM IN A ROBBERY.

YOU COULD LOSE EVERYTHING IN AN OPERATION.

THE ROBBER COMMITS A CRIME WITH FEAR AND CAUTIONS, HOWEVER THE DOCTOR DOES THE OPPOSITE.

THE ROBBER CONCERNS THE NUMERICAL STRENGTH BEFORE ACTIVITIES.

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