is there anyone who want to talk?

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Sooner or later

A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

Thief: Oh, now and then.

Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

Thief: Oh, here and there.

Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

Judge: Oh, sooner or later.

Chief is at the wedding

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to put you in jail until the chief gets back."

"But ,officer, I …."

"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"

A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a

打个比方,一个具有悠久纪录被送交法官.
法官:你有没有偷东西?
贼:哦,现在发生争执.
法官:哪里有你偷这些东西? 贼:哦,在这里和那里. 法官:正确的. 他锁起来,主任.
小偷:嗨,什么时候我走出监狱?
法官:哦,是迟早的事. 行政上的婚礼一个警察拦下一名驾车人超速行驶街头.
"但主任, "该名男子说: "我可以解释, " "只是宁静, "窒主任. "我打算把你在监狱里,等待行政回到" "不过,主任,我……"
他说: "我保持沉默! 你去坐牢! "
几个小时后,研究人员在对他的囚犯,
并表示, "你很幸运,因为行政是在他女儿的婚礼. 他将在心情好时,
他得到 回. " "你知道" ?
回答人牢房. "我是新郎"