谁能帮我用英文翻译下面的一段话:我想到了一定有事情,可是没想到事情有这么严重.

一楼的机器翻译,有不对的地方,我改正了!
二楼的别提了....
I think there are certain bad things, but did not expect such a serious matter. I also chatting with the people,treat them as friends! So ridiculous, like a fool do not know. "First love", "friends" these beautiful words in my view are rubbish, nothing! I do not know how I could describe the feeling. oh my,i can be so strong!

I think there are certain things, but did not expect such a serious matter. I also ignorant people and chatting, others as a friend! Real ridiculous, like a fool do not know. "First love", "friends" these beautiful words in my view are rubbish, nothing is! I do not know how I like to describe the feeling. originally I can so strong!

I had thought certainly tihngs had the matter, but had not thought the matterhas such seriously I am also ignorant and others chat, regards asothers the friend! Really laughable, own like a fool actually not toknow. " First love "