谁有英文小幽默？

1. When do people talk least ? （人们什么时候交谈得最少？）
A: When do people talk least? （人们什么时候交谈得最少？）
B: In February. （在二月。）
A: Why? （为什么？）
B: Because February is the shortest month of a year. （因为二月是一年中最短的月份。）

2. Correct （正确）

Teacher: Jane, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? （简，通常学生们在学校使用得最多的三个字是什么？）
Jane: I don't know. （不知道。）
Teacher: Correct. （正确。）

3. He knows the answer （他知道答案）
Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientist of the 18th century? （你能告诉我一些关于十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗？）
Pupil: Yes,sir, I can. They are all dead. （好的，先生，我能。他们都去世了。）

Boys and girls, do you understand?

更多小幽默：
欺骗的代价 The Revenge

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife: "No, I can't marry an