简单易懂的初中英语文章

一、
Doctor: Please open your mouth,madam. 请张开嘴，夫人。
Lady: Thank you very much doctor. 非常感谢你医生。
Doctor: Why do you thank me? 你为什么谢我？
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up. 因为我丈夫老是叫我闭嘴。

二、
A young man was in love with a beautiful girl.One day she said to him:"It is my birthday tomorrow.""Oh,"said the young man ,"I'll send you roses,one rose for each year of your life."The same evening he went to a florist's.As he knew that the girl was twenty-two years old,he paid for twenty-two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.When the young man left the shop,the florist thought:"This young man is a very good customer.I think that my price was too high.I'll send ten more roses."He did so.The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.When the young man came to see her,she didn't speak to him.And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
一个年轻人爱上