谁可以帮我把这个笑话翻译成英文？？

一天，老师问小敏1+1=几，他说不知道，“去问家人”。老师说。小敏回到家问妈妈“1+1=多少？”妈妈不耐烦地说：“你给我滚出去！！！！！！！！！”小敏又去问爸爸，爸爸正在看球赛，正好一个球进了，“爽！！！！”他又去问哥哥，哥哥正在谈恋爱，在电话里对女朋友说：“我在楼下等你。”第二天，老师问小敏：“1+1=几？”他说：“你给我滚出去！！！！！！！！！”老师拍了他一巴掌。他说：“爽！！！！！！！！！！”老师说：“你给我滚出去！！！！！！！！！！！”小敏说：“我在楼下等你！！！”

One day, the teacher asked xiao min 1 + 1 equals to what, he replied that he does not know. The teacher asked him to ask other people. Xiao Min went home and asked, "Mum! What does 1 + 1 equals to?" His mother was impatient and said, "Get lost!" Xiao Min then go ask his father, who was watching football and at that moment, the footballer scored a goal."Great!", his father shouted. He asked his brother too who was in love, and chatting with his girlfriend on the phone telling her, "I wait downstairs for you!"
The next day, the teacher asked him the same question. He replied, "Get lost!" The teacher was angry and slapped him. " Great!", Xiao Min said. The teacher asked him t