有什么英语类的笑话

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

　　小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

　　老师说：Go ahead。小明就坐了下来。

　　过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?

　　老师说：Go ahead。小明又坐了下来。

　　他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？

　　小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！

　　A man sitting at the window one evening casually called to his wife, "There’s that woman that the guy next door is in love with!"

　　His wife, in the kitchen, dropped the plate she was drying, ran in