本人急需一个3~4句的英语短笑话，要有翻译!!! 我会悬赏很多分哟。。

To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
让座
小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时，他让我给一位女士让座。”
“好，你做得对。”妈妈说。
“但是，妈妈，我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”

Be Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
可能更糟
警察：当你的手表被抢的时候，你为什么不大声喊叫呢？
男士：如果我张嘴喊叫，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了！

My Baby Swallowed a Bullet

Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?

Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."
年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？”
医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”