求一些有关英语笑话的小短文，我想提高自己的阅读理解

Humor

"What Not To Name Your Dog"

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Roger" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He's a great pal, but he caused me a great deal of embarrassment when I went to City Hall to renew his dog license. I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like one too!". Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old". He winked and said "You must have been quite a kid".

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took Sex with me. I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You don't need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do". I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night"