英语,语文综合的手抄报怎么做

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笑话1. my name is shut up!
One day there were three people.their names were Manners, Trouble, and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hidding. Shut up was findding trouble when he met a police man. The policeman: what is your name?
Shut up: shut up!
The policeman: are you looking for trouble?
Shut up: yes!
The policeman: where are your manners?
Shut up: in the toilet.
2. loss of voice
One guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my wife has lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back? "
The doctor replies, "Try to come home at 3 in the morning."