Help!!!边位可以帮帮我......翻译中文?

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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.
My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemly.

二个邻居一直对抗彼此为近于在四十年。 鲍伯买一个伟大的丹麦人而且教它在 Bill\' s 码使用浴室。 比尔不理睬狗一整个年。
因此鲍伯然后买一只母牛而且教它在 Bill\' s 码使用浴室。 在大约一年和一只一半的 Bob\' s 母牛之后在 Bill\' s 码掷两个骰子出现的输数目; 被忽略所有的一会儿,一个半在 Bill\' s 房子之前拔出。
鲍伯辗过而且要求在 18 车夫者中知道 what\' s 。
我的新伴侣动物象,\' 比尔答复 sol

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Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys (a Great Dane)(丹麦大狗) and teaches it to use the bathroom （厕所）in Bill's yard（院子）. For one whole year Bill ignores（没去理会） the dog.
So Bob then buys a cow（母牛） and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping （随地大小便）in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi（semi=semitrailer，拖车，挂车子后面拖的车） （pulls up）（停在） in front of Bill's house.
Bob runs over （bob跑过去）and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler. （这18个轮子的车里是什么东西）
My new pet elephant（我的新宠物，大象）,' Bill replies solemly（bill 严肃的说道）.