UC知道请帮我用英文翻译这两个冷笑话
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两个大的说，不会的，放心去吧！
于是小白兔就去了……
半年过去了，小白兔还没回来。一个大的说，它不回来了，我门吃吧！另一个大的说，再等等吧。
一年过去了，小白兔还没回来。两个大的商量，不必等了，我们吃了吧！！！
就在这时，那个小的白兔突然从旁边丛林中跳出来，生气的说，看！我就知道你们要吃我的蘑菇！！！
有一只北极熊，因为雪地太刺眼了，必须要戴墨镜才能看东西，
??可是他找不到墨镜，于是闭着眼睛爬来爬去在地上找，爬呀爬呀，把
??手脚都爬的脏兮兮的才找到墨镜。戴上墨镜，对着镜子一照，这才发现：哦，原来我是一只熊猫。
Three little rabbits ran into a mushroom. The two elder rabbits asked the youngest to get some wild vegetables to eat together. While the youngest said: I won't go, 'cause you two will eat up my part of mushroom if I leave.
The two elder said: Oh, we won't. Take it easy.
So the youngest one went for vegetable.
Half an year passed and the youngest one hadn't come back. The eldest one said: It is no need to wait for him. Let's finish it. The other said: Let't wait for some more time.
One year had passed, and the youngest still failed to come back. The two agreed after have a communication: It's no need to wait any more. Let's finish the mushroom.
Just at that time, the youngest rabbit ran out from the nearby forest and said angrily: Look! I know well you two would take my portion of the mushroom.
One polar bear finds it must to find a sunglass 'cause the snow earth is too shining. But he cannot find one. Then he c