征集1—2分钟容易搞笑的英文笑话

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."

我这个是英文中用...说的是当今中国学生学英语时的小幽默...

1.上英语课时,小强在睡觉,英语老师忍无可忍,把他叫了起来..问道:”’How are you?’怎么翻译？”小强愣了愣，答道：”怎么是你？”老师又问”那’How old are you?’呢？”小强颇有信心地答道：”怎么老是你？”
2．两个学生约英语老师去看电影，为了在老师面前说说英语，走到一幅海报前，说道”See no see?（看不看？）"No see no see no good see.(不看不看不好看）One little no good see(一点也不好看）．”等他们说完，站在一旁的英语老师完全愣住．．．

Tom likes chocolates very much, but his mother never gives him any, because they are bad for his teeth, she thinks. But Tom has a very nice grandpa. The old man loves his grandson very much，and sometimes he brings Tom chocolates when he come to visit him.
Then his mother lets him eat them, because she wants to make the old man happy.
One evening, a few days before Tom’s seventh birthday, he was say