英语二人幽默对话

One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery(彩票).
“How did you guess the lucky number?” asked his neighbor.
“Well, three times, I dream of seven; so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.”
“Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜！). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.”
“Is that so?” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.”

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经典对话一：

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）

女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。)

经典对话二：

男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

经典对话三：

男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是