要个搞笑双簧剧本，英文的！急！高分！

双簧剧本

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编剧 贾宗文

演员：甲乙分别由一男一女担任，要风趣、幽默、滑稽、诙谐。

道具：一把椅子即可。

A and B are: now we both give us a small performance programs: two-man.

A: This is a small program is the most prominent characteristic of a light lip.

B: Another do - we can not say.

A: Generally speaking, if more girls love that.

B: Second like to talk, his active boys, do not love wordy.

A: This is, to me.

B: I do.

A: I said Miao.

B: I do good.

A: I am talking about.

B: I do.

A: I said quickly.

B: I do live.

A: Good, Our test. I said that this high mountain water long, crossed over the Yalu River.

B: (Action) left向高处a yang, waved his right hand forward. Cross-step to the left leg.

A:'s that simple?

B: do not know how the bar, called this type of language the United States