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Why Men Are So Cheerful (A Woman’s Point of View)
damn, it’s good to be a man. . ....

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park..

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the damn time.

Phone conversations are o