求英语手抄报的内容:英文小故事\小笑话

Where is my cat ?
Jeff’s favorite food is fish . And when he had enough money, he always bought some and took them back to his home for his dinner in the evening. But when his wife saw the fish, she was always very happy and said to herself ,“ Ha! Now I will invite my friends to lunch and we will eat this. They like fish very much，don’t they?.”
So when Jeff came home in the evening after work, the fish was never there and his wife always said,“Fish? oh, your cat ate it! What a terrible animal!” And she gave Jeff some soup and bread for his dinner.
But one evening when this happened again, Jeff became very angry. He took his cat and his wife to the shop near his house and weighted the cat carefully. . Then he turned to his wife and said , “My fish weighed pounds. This cat weighs three pounds, too. My fish is here , you say. Then where is my cat?”

我的猫呢？
杰夫对食物有一嗜好，那就是吃鱼。并且每每有几个闲钱时，总要买点回家准备在晚饭时饱餐一顿。不过，杰夫的老婆一看到鱼也会很兴奋并喃喃自语道：“ 哈，哈， 俺又可以请朋友午饭时来尝尝鲜了，他们不都好这