我要抄英语笑话，初一的，一分钟左右，60~70个单词，不要太长，有翻译！谢谢！

Born-fu said that in order to diagnosis required for beautiful woman undress.

"Doctor," said Miss softly says, "I dare not undress in front of you ..."

"OK," Fu said, "then I switch off the first Electric Company, from your good clothes after telling me."

A few minutes later, Miss softly in the dark and said: "I am from good! Clothes to put where?"

"On this!" Fu said, "I put on the clothes."
生来福说为了诊断所需，要求漂亮的女病人脱衣服。

“医生，”这位小姐轻声地说，“我不敢在你面前脱衣服……”

“好吧，”来福说，“那我先把电灯关掉，你衣服脱好后再告诉我。”

几分钟后，小姐在黑暗中轻声地说：“我脱好了！衣服要放在哪里？”

“就放在这吧！”来福说，“就放在我的衣服上。”

名字可以自己改

Teacher: Makes any matter all to have to form a coherent whole, can let the human admire greatly.

Student: I have understood, later I will not put the off and on series fart.
老师：「做任何事都要一气呵成，才能让人激赏。」

学生：「我懂了，以后我绝不放断断续续的连环屁。」

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