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：Why is six afraid of seven? Answer：Because seven eight nine.

2；What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? Answer：Mom.

3：Why do lions eat raw meat? Answer：Because they never learn to cook.

4：Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer：To get to the other side.

5：Why did the fox cross the road? Answer：To get the chicken.

6：Why did the gum cross the road? Answer：It was on the chicken’s foot.

7：Why did the turkey cross the road twice? Answer：To prove it was not a chicken.

8：Why did the weasel cross the road twice? Answer：He was a double crosser.

9：Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer：It didn’t have the guts.

10：What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up? Answer：Ann umbrella.

11：What's black and white and red all over? Answer：A zebra that doesn’t know how to put lipstick on.