谁告诉我一个和时事有关的英语小故事?

这篇可以参考,不是很难的:)~~

Before swimming in North Atlantic in winter and recalling Titanic, I come here, great the United States, from my motherland China for pushing on peace. I fell extraordinary honor and pride. I'm Gangyi Wang , 49 years old, lawyer, Ph．D of Jilin University, professor of Dalian University of Technology.
Ten years ago, I used to be here, Freedom Goddess location-New York, and influenced by the culture of Democrace, Freedom and Rule by law. Tady, after ten years, I come back greate city-New York for developing the peace sprit that Freedom Goddes geve us and for memory of those who died in september 11 event and Titanic.
Uder the bless and protect of God, I succecded in challinging the south pole, Lago grey of Chile,Han river of Korea, ice sea of Hokkaido in Japan and set the record of human being's survival in low-temprature waters.
I will start off here to Canada (St．Johns) to swim from the place in ice sea of North Atlantic in