急需关于圣诞节的英文搞笑小品！！！！！

圣诞节------（上帝要求）我们过的一种节日，是用来庆祝大量砍树和花钱的。

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。

门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？

回答：当然是圣诞老人！

为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？

回答：用钢笔。

圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么？

回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。

什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？

回答：感冒
Christmas day ------ (God requests) we for one kind of holiday, isuses for to celebrate massively chops the tree and spends.

Christmas day eve, Santa Claus and an incorruptible political figure,as well as a good-hearted attorney in a high-quality hotel same levelelevator.

Before the gate has not opened, three people simultaneously saw onhas 新台币 1,000 Yuan bills, guessed who can pick it?

Replied: Certainly is Santa Claus!

For is assorted not? Because everybody knew other two certainly doesnot exist.

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