谁有英文版搞笑剧本？最好长一点！

1． We two who and who？

　　咱俩谁跟谁啊！

　　2．How are you ? how old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4． You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together .

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5．Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6．What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

　　什么是IMU3.0？IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！

　　7．You Give Me Stop!!

　　你给我站住！

　　8．Know is know noknow is noknow.

　　知之为知之，不知为不知…

　　9．WATCH SISTER

　　表妹

　　10．American Chinese not enough

　　美中不足

　　11．heart flower angry open

　　心花怒放

　　12．go past no mistake past

　　走过路过，不要错过

　　13．小明：I am sorry!

　　老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three