UC知道请帮忙翻译一下，谢谢！Why We Love Children
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Why We Love Children
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?"
"No, You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad
为什么我们爱孩子
1 。一所幼儿园的学生告诉老师，他'd发现一只猫，但它已经死了。
"你怎么知道猫已经死了" ？她问她的瞳孔。
"因为我pissed在耳，并没有动，回答说： "孩子无辜。
"你做什么呀" ？老师感叹惊讶。
"你知道，解释说： "男孩， "我倾身超过去' pssst ！它并没有打动" 。
2 。一个小男孩被送到床，由他的父亲。五分钟后… … 』大广告… … 。
"什么" ？
"我渴了，你能带喝的水" ？
"不，你有你的机会。熄灯" 。
5分钟后说： "大aaaad … … 』
"什么" ？
"我渴了，我可以有一个喝的水吗？ "
"我告诉你没有！如果你再问吧，我要为Spank你！ ！ "
5分钟后， ...... daaaa - aaaad … … 』
"什么" ！
"当你能在来为Spank我，你能否把一个喝的水" ？
3 。一个愤怒的母亲，她的儿子总是进入作怪，
最后问他： "你怎么期望获得进入天国" ？
男孩以为它说：
"好，我就会跑出来，并和进出，并保持砰击门，直到圣彼得说， '天堂之起见，迪伦，来了，或置身事外！ ' "
4 。有一年夏天晚上，在一次暴力雷阵雨母亲是tucking她的儿子到床上。
她要关灯，当他询问与震颤症，在他的声音， "妈妈，你睡我今晚" ？
母亲笑了，并给了他一个令人安心的拥抱。
"我不能亲爱的， "她说。 "我要睡在爸爸的生存空间" 。
长期的沉默被打破了去年由他摇摇欲坠的小声音：