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West Canada the wonderful clown is not incomparable, is also lame the camel also deaf also to be also mute, Gugo is describes his appearance like this in the novel: The tetrahedron nose, the U-shaped mouth, the small left eye the brown red eyebrow which resembles for the bushes is clogged up, the right eye completely vanishes under a big tumor, the lying this way and that tooth lacks falls at the same place together, resembles with the city wall battlement, on the callus mouth is having a big tooth to trample steadily, extends seems elephant's long tooth, the chin cleavage”, “between two shoulders the peak greatly humpbacked, the front chicken breast has given balanced. From the stock to the foot, the entire lower limb twists grotesquely, between two legs only then knee there only then reluctantly contacts. Looking from frontage, exactly by two sickles, in knife handle there juncture. The spacious foot, giant's hand ......” in brief, has concentrated world all ugliness on hi