求一篇以第一人称骂女孩的英文文章(要译文)?

我是很不赞成骂人用脏字的 因为那样会先侮辱自己

I think now I know who the ugliest girl is in the world, if we still can call you girl, you small dirty thing.
我想现在我知道谁是世界上最丑的女孩了，如果我们还能把你称之为女孩，肮脏的小东西。
If I were you, I will kill myself when the first time I saw my image in the mirror, because the image in the mirror could make everyone throw up.
如果我是你的话，我一定会在第一次看到镜子的时候自杀，因为镜子里的影像足以让所有人呕吐。

Nobody wants to talk with you because you such a Cyclops, barbarism and stupid.
没人愿意和你说话，因为你简直像个独眼巨人（未开化的意思），野蛮又愚笨。

英文:

F_u_c_k that!
Who run shit,，watch these drums hit。
You dove head first into some old dumb shit！
Here's a can of ass whip， for you to come get！
Your clique made their trip， I made them hoes submit！Haha。
Ask your girl，she knows the scoop don't fuck with my Q-Zone！
I'll chop off her titti，have you sucking one tit？
Them pink belly neagles is who you run with~
Making half ass messa