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g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush: how come?

doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.

w.bush: and?

doctor: but yours is even far better than all the others.

w.bush: oh?

doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.

w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.

doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain

misunderstanding
during a trip to japan,my friend and i stayed in an inexpensive hotel.after an exhausting day,we returedto our lodgings,tired and thirsty.we asked at the front desk in english yo have two 7ups(七喜）to our room.
the drinks never came,so we went to bed,early the next mo