诺贝尔的问题

Our Majesties, your royal Highnesses, honored laureates,

Ladies and gentlemen:

国王、王后陛下，诸位殿下，尊敬的诺贝尔奖得主们，女士们、先生们:

One of the things that happen to people who get the Nobel Prize, is that they also get a lot of media attention. Many interviews, too many, so many that I began to feel now that I've lost the capacity for spontaneous thought I need the questions and since there not going to be my questions now, I thought I would began the two minute speech which is meat to be light, like the old fashion comedian, the man you know to whom things happened on the way to the studio.

诺贝尔奖的获得者总会遇到这样的情况:招来了媒体的广泛注意。多不胜数的采访，多得应接不暇，多的开始让我觉得已经丧失了自发思考的能力了。我渴望有人提问，而因为此刻将不会有任何我自己的问题了，我想我应该开始我的两分钟演讲——这演讲会是轻松活泼的，就如老牌的喜剧演员，笑话就发生在他去演播室的路上。

Well then. Something happened to me, on the way to Stockholm:

好，那就开始吧。在来斯德哥尔摩的路上发生了一件事:

The strap of my wristwatch broke, and for some surreal moments I found myself looking at my watc