关于运动的英文笑话。

来源:百度知道 编辑:UC知道 时间:2024/06/01 06:35:32
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运动世家 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they"ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys, one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!
  德国人 , 英国人和美语正在一列火车上旅行。 他们变得无趣而且开始告诉彼此关于他们的家庭。 德国人说我有 4个小孩, 另外一个和他们"ll 泡一个篮球队。 英国人说哼!!那毫不,我喝 10个男孩、另外一个和我 " ll 是世界-冠军的足球 - 队 " s 教练。 美国开始笑。 他说我"ve 有 17个老婆和没有小孩!! 但是另外一个妻子和我"ll 打开一个高尔夫球场!
  运动会The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school.While connecting a dint match a beginning, the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"

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