急急急谁知道一个题目为TWO deaf man的一个笑话

1. Once upon a time, there lived a blind man and a deaf man in the same village. They two were good friends. 一个盲人,一个聋子,同住一个村,是一对好朋友｡

2. One day, they went back home from outside together. They quarrelled with each other on the way, and the deaf man wanted to go off in a fit of pique. 一次,二人结伴回家｡半路上,两人吵了嘴,聋子想赌气离去｡

3. The deaf man laughed at the blind man when he left, “I don’t know when you can get home without my help?” “Don’t worry, I’ll get home anyway,” said the blind man. 临走时,聋子嘲笑盲人说:“没有我的照顾,看你何时到家?” 盲人回答:“请放心,我总会到家的｡”

4. When the deaf man came to a wine－shop, he entered and asked for a pot of wine. The waiter told him, “The wine is called ‘one pot for a three-day sleep’, so you can’t drink more.” 聋子路过一家酒店,要了一壶酒｡店家说:“这酒名叫‘一壶睡三天’,你不要多喝｡”

5. The deaf man thought himself to be a heavy drinker and was too deaf to hear what the waiter had said. He drank all the wine in the pot and was tipsy in a