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Perfect Trade
President Clinton returns to Washington after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs, the Marine sharply salutes him as usual.

Clinton says: "I'd salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full." The Marine replies: "Yes, sir! Mighty fine pigs, sir!" President Clinton responds: "These aren't just ordinary pigs, actually. They are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"

The Marine replies: "Yes, sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks, sir."

The President says: "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea!"

The Marine replies: "Yes, sir! Good trade, sir!"

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