求一篇英语笑话

Hi

the story below is made by myself,,,,

dog: do cats climb trees?
Eagle: Yes, they do!
dog : How do you know that?
Eagle: one night, a cat climbed up the
tree where i was sleeping,,then i gave
birth to a owl,,55555,

译文：

狗：猫能爬树吗？
鹰： 能！
狗： 你怎么知道？
鹰： 有一天夜里，一只猫爬上我正在睡觉的树，结果我就生了一只猫头鹰，，5555555.。。。。。。。

tks!

1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！

2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！

3. What‘s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？

4. You shouldn‘t have done that! 你真不

One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four

minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said:

"What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a

hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your

pocket?" "The hole," replied Peter.