UC知道翻译笑话,周杰伦,赵本山，范伟
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周杰伦：别整三岁的，要整整四岁的
布什： 中国人智商果然不一般
范伟：别废话，快点说吧
赵本山：好，请听题，说：一只鹰在天上飞，发现一只兔子
于是，以贼快的速度追上去，眼看就要抓到兔子了
A:啊，那不用说，兔子肯定被鹰抓住吃了
赵本山：错！兔子转头朝鹰喊了一句话，鹰掉下来摔死了，请问兔子说了什么？
B: 肯定说，我有帮兄弟是混的，叫他们过来砍死你丫的
赵本山：错
范伟：那鹰那么大 说 说什么也吓不死啊！
赵本山：看来你那智商也就能达到三岁了
周星驰：靠，那 你说！那为什么就摔死了呢！
赵本山：兔子说，你没带胸罩，鹰急忙用翅膀捂住胸，摔死了
范伟：哦，那个是母鹰啊！
芙蓉姐姐：我要是鹰我就摔不死，我就不用捂胸
赵本山：你太有才了
C:我也不会摔死耶
周杰伦：我靠，你们真盖了
D：新华社最新报道，今天下午有一只鹰抓兔子时摔死了，事件原因还在继续调查中
尽量不用软件译文，大神们，展现你们实力的时候到了，奖励分是小，名节是大，这么好的笑话，也应该让老外知道，中国人比他们更幽默，为国争光的时候到了！！！！！！
要英语译文
搞笑啊，笑破肚皮啦~~
Zhao Ben Shan: Produce the problem ,
a child of three city for one. Zhou
Jie Lun: Do not make three years
old's , Bush who needs full
four-year-old suffer: Really no
general Chinese intelligence quotient
Fan Wei : Pin up nonsense , hurry up
and criticizing bar Zhao Ben Shan:
Easy to listen to a problem please ,
say: One eagle flies in heavens ,
discover one rabbit going up to go
after thereupon, with quick speed of
thief , will have grasped to rabbit
soon A: That is needless to say oh,
rabbit is grasped affirmatively by
the eagle have eaten
Zhao Ben Shan: Mistake! Rabbit turns head
having shouted one words at the eagle , the
eagle falls down falling to have died ,
what to asks rabbit please having
criticized? B: Affirm that saying I have
helping a brother is turbid , let them come
over chopping your for