英语小文章

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麻烦大家为我找找关于一些英语的小短文，是需要很简单的，很简单的，而且是要很好笑的。
我们老师要我讲演，又要我把同学们逗笑。
但是他们只是小学英语水平，要让他们听懂，已经很不容易了，还要让他们笑，太难了。
所以要很简单的好玩的短文
还要翻译

Excuse me.Let me get on.

It's too crowded.

But I must get on!

Who do you think you are?

I'm the driver!

翻译:打扰一下.让我上车.
已经很拥挤了.
但是我必须上去.
你认为你是谁啊?
我是司机!

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