谁有英语的短文或英语的脑筋急转弯?急!!!!

what'the longest word in this world ?
这个世界上最长的单词是什么？

smile（微笑）
因为他的首字母s，和尾字母e，相距一英里（mile）

初一学了音标了吧？
有个关于音标的 tu tu tu tu tu tu（全是音标）
问这句话是多长时间。
句子是two to two to two two
1.58到2.02一共4分钟！够简单吧！

1.what starts with a p，end with an e,and has one thousand letters?

2.there was carried 2 sacks of grain,and the farmer carried 2 sacks.who carried the heavier load and why?

3.it is the rock,but not in the stone;it is in the marrow,but not in the bone;it is the bolster,but not in the bed;it is not in the living,nor yet in the dead;what is it?

____ is better than the god.
____ is worse than the evil.
if you eat ____,you will die.

（三个空格必须是同一个字）

先请各位好好思考下……

爸爸和妈妈，谁和你比较亲近？
答案：妈妈，因为fartheier(father)当然较远了