需要将下列中文转换成英文，英语高手帮忙，谢

Marry to American Sir's young lady Zhang's complaint:After getting married the first test is to have a meal.Eat some bread, sausage, salad in short time, can also compromise.Several after week, the Chinese stomach started protesting against then, the Chinese like to fry vegetables, but old outside to the soot very sensitive, the protest is polluting environment, furthermore they think to explode to fry the nourishments of food all to fried to fly.A Friday evening, I did mushroom smothered chicken, Hot-and-Sour Soup, tomato scrambled egg and steam fish.Yankee an enter family is a bottom first to sink into a sofa to be a soil bean to need vegetables last after, the Yankee stares at a full table of Chinese vegetableses to keep eyebrows in poor fettlely, the chopsticks move also motionless.My favour asks:"This can is all few patterns that you like to eat at ordinary times."Husband but answer:"The time that I am exhausted eats motionless foreign vegetables, think e