英语高手速度来

One day, the drill master is trading 2 students.
一天，教官在训练2个学员。
At this time, the drill master says,"Turn Right!"
这时，教官说向右转。
One of the students does right while another does not.
其中一个学员转对了，但一个却做反了。
It angeres the drill master so strong that he calles the one who did wrong to come close and slaps his face hard,and says, "Look!How clever your mate is! You should make him your model."
这下教官很生气，叫过那个做错的学员，扇了他两巴掌，训斥道，“看看别人多聪明，再瞧瞧你，多跟别人学着点儿”
Then the student answeres,"Right, I could bathe once a month just like him!"
那个学员回答说，好啊，我向他学习一个月才洗一次澡

呵呵，看来是个搞笑的小品 祝楼主演出成功咯

We should organize an English class performances ..
Now for just the process of learning to perform ....
This is probably our group:
Day, two instructors in the training of students, instructors shout right, one of the trainees, and the other to do the anti -
Instructors very angry and shouted that the students from w