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Preordained relationship is accounting principles , love is intangible assets , the lover is an account payable , missing him is a daybook, that quarrel is that bad debts prepares , unrequited love is stagnant debts , undeserved kindness is that the significant accountant slips up , separates with each other is to settle the account record separately, lonly be accumulated depreciation, receiving gift is profit this year , give birth to a child being to should deliver income tax , know you be other account receivable, get married being a host camp business income , get divorced be cancel, remarrying is the deficit making up the year before last.