高手来，帮忙把两句话翻译成英文，谢谢

1
i feel sometimes i am a penguin, sometimes i am
a ostrich. i am a huge detective story fan
besides, i have watched almost every detective
tv play shown on tv
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it's the funniest sit com i've ever seen

sometimes i think i am a penguin, sometimes i think i am an ostrich. i am a huge fun of detective stories, um…，and i've watched almost every tv shows ever casted about this kind of subject.

1. I feel that sometimes I would be like a penguin, whereas sometimes an ostrich. Moreover, I am a fan of detective novel and seldom miss even one teleplay of related topics.

2. It is the most entertaining scene-comedy I have ever seen.

Sometimes i feel like i am a penguin, some other times, an ostrich. I am a big fan of detective novels and I have watched almost all criminal TV series.

This is the funniest sitcom I have ever seen.( sitcom: situation comedy )