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topic:joke

Why do hipsters have such a hard time with karate?
They cant get past the white belt

Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?
He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'

What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.

Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!

What kind of fish does a dog catch?
Catfish.

Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock?
Because time will tell.

How did the bee hurt his back?
He fell off his honey!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.

Why are men like diapers?

They are always on my ass and full of shit - thank goodness they&#