日常生活中有哪些有趣的英语用语之类的?

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i want to see mr.john 的意思是要上厕所
nature call me 自然在召唤 也是上厕所的意思
money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

one should love animals. they are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

save water. shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.