请哪位大哥帮小弟翻译一下这篇演讲稿

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亲爱的老师和同学们：
十分荣幸，我能参加这次比赛。我是一个安静、可爱的小女生，和同学们相处得也十分融洽。接下来，我要为大家讲一个笑话：
作文课上老师叫起平时爱搞小动作、课堂纪律较差的晓刚，“你的理想是什么，给大家说一说。”晓刚答：“我想当个建筑师。”老师很有兴趣地问：“为什么要选择搞建筑呢？”晓刚一指长方形的教室，说：“假如我当上建筑师，我要把教室变成圆形的。”“为什么呢？”老师问。“以后您再让我墙角罚站，那是不可能的。”
这个笑话好笑吗？当然，我们可不能那么调皮哦！请各位评委投我一票吧！
如果大家翻译得好的话，我会另付悬赏金。再请问：这篇演讲稿能演讲1分钟吗？如果不够的话，请帮忙再加点内容。请大家把笑话里的晓刚改成一个男孩吧，这样子或许会好点。小弟感激不尽！感激涕零！55555～～

Dear teachers and schoolmates:
Is honored extremely, I can attend this competition. I am peaceful, the lovable young female student, is also together with the schoolmates extremely is also harmonious. Meets down, I must tell a joke for everybody:
In the composition lesson teacher cried out usually likes practicing dirty tricks, the classroom discipline bad dawn just, "your ideal was any, says for everybody." The dawn just answered: "I want to work as an architect." Teacher has the interest to ask very much that, "Why has to choose does the construction?" The dawn just a figure of rectangular classroom, said that, "If I work as the architect, I must turn the classroom the circular." "Why?" Teacher asked. "Later you again will let my corner of a wall punish by forcing to stand, that will be not impossible."
This joke is funny? Certainly, we may not be able to be so mischievous oh! Asks each appraisal committ