初二学生听得懂的英语笑话

a pravite comverciom
last week i went to the cineme .i have a good seat and the film very interesting too.but i did not enjoy .a man and a woman were sitting behind me .they were talking loudly .i could not hear the acter word .i got very angrily ,i turned round .but they did not pay any attantion .in the end .i could not bear it i turn around and said :"i could not hear a word " .:"it is non of you business " the man said rudly

Excuse me.Let me get on.

It's too crowded.

But I must get on!

Who do you think you are?

I'm the driver!

翻译:打扰一下.让我上车.
已经很拥挤了.
但是我必须上去.
你认为你是谁啊?
我是司机!

Time Is Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?" "Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?"the driver answered . "Look,the digits in